My first webpage

What is this?

A simple webpage put together using HTML

Why is this?

To show off
To learn HTML
To buid my own website
To tell the following people to eat my shorts:
1. My old boss
2. My old coworkers

Where to find the tutorial?

So I asked Bob about quotations on the Web and he said, I don't know anything about this. Luckily, I found the HTML dog, and it said:

blockquote and q are used for quotations. blockquote is generally used for standalone often multi-line quotations whereas q is used for shorter, in-line quotations.

According to the Bible, God said "fuck this" on the sixth day and just left.

Column 1 heading	Column 2 heading	Column 3 heading
Row 2, cell 1	Row 2, cell 2, also spanning Row 2, cell 3
Row 3, cell 1, also spanning Row 4, cell 1	Row 3, cell 2	Row 3, cell 3
Row 3, cell 1, also spanning Row 4, cell 1	Row 4, cell 2	Row 4, cell 3

Some kind of glossary

HTML: Abbreviation for something I can't remember right now.
Dog: A good friend :); Maggie is a dog.

Alternatively,

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